sometimes i take a lot of surveys...

because i have no friends?

...100 Random Questions...

001) Do you have a cell phone? yeah.
002) Do you like boots? i don't wear them but they look good on other people.
003) Do you have a cat? i wish.
004) Have you ever gone bungee jumping? nope.
005) Do you wear fake pearls? i haven't worn ellen's in awhile.
006) Have you ever shoplifted? sure.
007) Have you ever stole candy from the candy shop? i don't think so.
008) Do you live in an apartment? nope.
009) Have you ever stayed up all night? yeah.
010) Do you like little kids? i actually really do.
011) Do you take pictures of people's toes? not usually.
012) True or false: you have a sister named Mackenzie? false.
013) Do you like to perform? i'm not sure. i used to really like it but now i'm always worried about embarassing myself.
014) Have you ever been to Chicago? no.
015) Does your mom know you have a Xanga? haha, no, but she asked if i have "a personal website on the net." she likes to say "net."
016) Does your mom HAVE a Xanga? lmao no.
017) Have you ever cut yourself (on purpose)? no because i hate physical pain enough as it is.
018) Are you famous in your own little world? no, not in plainjew.
019) Have you ever met a celebrity? yes.
020) Do you like Hilary Duff? i hate her personality but i think she's really pretty.
021) Do you like to take pictures of yourself? not really. they turn out horrific.
022) Why are you taking this survey? procrastination.
023) Do you like oversized sunglasses? yeah.
024) Do you like Paris Hilton? no.
025) Do you play with bubbles? when i encounter them.
026) Are you a redhead? sort of but not really.
027) How many uncles do you have? five.
028) What kind of computer do you have? dell.
029) Are you supersticious? no.
030) Do you read the dictionary for fun? ...sometimes.
031) Do you shop at Hollister? NO.
032) Have you ever worn fishnet tights? probably.
033) Have you ever been called a loser? yeeeeeeees.
034) Do you have an iPod? yeah but it's unused.
035) Are you a skater? nope.
036) Do you think spelling "skater boy" like "S8er boi" is cool or weird? retarded.
037) Do you like Britney Spears? not really.
038) Have you ever had an eating disorder? nope.
039) Have you ever been to Israel? no.
040) Do you like to wear polka dots? depends.
041) Do you and your friends like to hang out at diners? a few times.
042) Do you steal sugar packets from restaurants? sometimes i put every single one on the table into my tea. is that stealing?
043) Do you speak French? no.
044) Are you Jewish? my family is.
045) Are you/were you ever a Girl Scout? thank god no.
046) Do you watch SNl? no bitch, only the classic episodes up to like...1985.
047) Do you believe what you read in tabloids? um no.
048) Are you a pyromaniac? not really, but fire can be fun to play with.
049) Do you have a fish? used to.
050) Have you ever partied all night? i don't think i've partied for even four hours.
051) Do you want to join the Navy? no...
052) Do you eat string cheese by peeling it or just biting it? don't get me started on fucking string cheese.
053) Do you like cranberry juice? no.
054) Do you want to be a model? nooope.
055) Do you play the French horn? my brother does.
056) Do you call fries "French fries" or "Freedom fries" or something else? french fries you crazies cause that's what they are.
057) Do you like sparkly things? sometimes.
058) What does your mousepad look like, if you have one? i bought it, it got a bunch of random colored polka dots.
059) Do you watch Family Guy? when someone puts it on for me. i don't seek it out. it's hilarious though.
060) Do you cheerlead? no.
061) Do you pop your collar? nope.
062) Do you shop at Hot Topic? not really.
063) Do you live in a city? no.
064) Do you read Harry Potter? YES HELL YES MOVIE COMING OUT OHHH YES. except the books since goblet of fire were crap.
065) Are you athletic? no.no.no.
066) Do you like chocolate? kind of.
067) Have you ever lived in Kansas? no.
068) Do you have satellite TV? nope.
069) Are you a dancer? no.
070) Do you like Doritos? not really.
071) Do you smoke? nah.
072) Are you in a band? nope.
073) Do you wear Bermuda shorts? no, they'd look weird on me. well they basically look weird on anyone.
074) Do you work out at the Y? ew no.
075) Have you ever paid for something in all nickels? no, but i did with pennies once with weissberg.
076) Do you like strawberry ice cream? yeah, it's my favorite plain flavor.
077) Have you ever passed out? bye bye birdie...good times.
078) How many bones have you ever broken? one i think.
079) Do you make prank calls? nope.
080) Have you ever sent a lot of pizzas to an enemy so they'd have to pay for them? lmao no.
081) Do you have a digital camera? yeah.
082) Do you like shopping at Staples? god yes.
083) Have you ever cut class? once or twice.
084) Do you shop at abercrombie? no, i hate their clothes.
085) Have you ever shot spitballs when the teacher wasn't looking? no.
086) Have you ever kissed someone just to make your crush jealous? no.
087) Has anyone rejected you when you asked them out? i haven't really asked anybody out.
088) Have you ever had a friend tell a crush you liked them? nope.
089) Do you ski? i have before.
090) Are your parents strict? not really.
091) Do you play lacrosse? no.
092) Have you ever been evicted? no.
093) Have you ever gotten detention for something you didn't do? no.
094) Have you and your best friend ever liked the same person? not that i can recall.
095) Have you ever gotten drunk? nope.
096) Do you have a crush on a celebrity? yeah. hi jude.
097) Have you ever gotten a haircut that everyone had and then the next day it was "uncool"? ...no, my hair was always uncool.
098) Have you ever got caught in the undertow at the beach? haha, once when i was seven, but i struggled my way out of it.
099) Do you like steak? yes.
100) Did you like this survey? eh.